"Parks and Recreation" Indianapolis (TV Episode 2011) Poster

(TV Series)

(2011)

Amy Poehler: Leslie Knope

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  • Ann Perkins : Leslie found a pink razor and a pink swimming cap in your shower, whose is it?

    Chris Traeger : I guess you're talking about my razor; I shave my legs for swimming and women's razors work better. For whatever reason, men's razor technology hasn't figured out to properly contour the shinbone.

    Ann Perkins : And... and the swimming cap?

    Chris Traeger : Indiana Breast Cancer Awareness Triathlon, 2009. Came in fourth.

    Leslie Knope : Well, I found concealer in your medicine cabinet. What's that about?

    Chris Traeger : I'm a human being. Sometimes I get blemishes. I'm not perfect.

    Ann Perkins : Oh God... I'm so sorry, honey. I'm so embarrassed. I was scared that you were cheating on me!

    Chris Traeger : No, I'm not cheating on you. But I'm also not dating you; we broke up last week.

  • Leslie Knope : Yeah, so here's what happened: sweet and beautiful Ann has never been dumped before, and Chris is such a positive person; when he broke up with her, she just didn't realize it. It's kind of understandable. Although it does kind of make you wonder how good of a nurse she is.

  • Leslie Knope : One time, when I was in high school, a guy's mom called me and broke up with me for him.

    Leslie Knope : There was another time where I was on a date, and I tripped and broke my kneecap, and then the guy said he wasn't 'feelin it', so he left and I waited for an ambulance.

    Leslie Knope : One time I was dating this guy for awhile, and he got down on one knee and he begged me to never call him again.

    Leslie Knope : One guy broke up with me while we were in the shower together.

    Leslie Knope : Skywriting isn't always positive.

    Leslie Knope : Another time, a guy invited me to a beautiful picnic, with wine and flowers, and then when I tried to sit down, he said 'Don't eat anything, Rebecca's coming.' And then he broke up with me.

    Ann Perkins : Who was Rebecca?

    Leslie Knope : Yeah, exactly.

  • Leslie Knope : Ann's in kind of a crappy mood because Chris dumped her.

    Ben Wyatt : Oh yeah, like a week ago, right?

    Ann Perkins : Yeah, but I only knew about it an hour ago.

    Ben Wyatt : Oh, so that's why you tried to kiss him! We were all seriously confused about that.

    Ann Perkins : Who's 'we'? Oh my god.

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