"Parks and Recreation" Harvest Festival (TV Episode 2011) Poster

Aziz Ansari: Tom Haverford

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  • Jerry Gergich : When they're missing this long, they're usually dead.

    Tom Haverford : Well, if that's true, then you're gonna have to answer to the whole town. And God!

    Jerry Gergich : You were the one who let him out, Tom, okay? Now stop trying to blame me!

    April Ludgate : Jerry, can you please be quiet? I can't hear myself not talking to Andy.

    Andy Dwyer : Ron, will you please tell me why April is mad at me?

    April Ludgate : Ron, can you please tell Andy...

    Ron Swanson : All of you, be quiet! Andy, she's mad because you said 'Awesome sauce!' instead of 'I love you too.' April, he loves you. Stop being a child. Tom, you're clearly at fault here - blaming Jerry won't save you. Jerry, we both know you were shotgunning funnel cakes instead of watching 'Lil Sebastian. So everyone apologize to everyone else!

  • Ken Hotate : I'm sorry, Leslie, but this is a big one. I'm under a lot of pressure. I'm going to need to formally ask you to move the carnival. I'm sorry.

    Ben Wyatt : What's going on?

    Leslie Knope : The carnival is on the site of the Battle of Indian Hill, which was an epic seven-day battle that the Wamapoke lost... due to the fact that they didn't have any weapons.

    Ken Hotate : During the battle, 93-year-old Chief Wakote was shot 102 times by the cavalry.

    Tom Haverford : Did he die?

  • Tom Haverford : What did you do now, Jerry?

    Jerry Gergich : I didn't do this!

    Tom Haverford : [Chants]  Jerry's fault! Jerry's fault! Jerry's fault!

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