Parks and Recreation (TV Series)
Camping (2011)
Nick Offerman: Ron Swanson
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Quotes
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Elsa : Welcome to The Quiet Corn. I'm Elsa Clack. Breakfast is served between 5:30 and 6:15 AM.
April Ludgate : What if we sleep to a normal hour?
Elsa : Well, that would be very rude of you. May I take your breakfast order? We have hard-boiled eggs, homemade tamato slices with dry seed and leek jam and your choice of German muffin.
Ron Swanson : ...what the fuck is a German muffin?
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Ron Swanson : All due respect Ms. Clack, stick a German muffin in it.
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Ron Swanson : [sitting at the campfire with everyone] ... and when she looked in the back of her car, she saw that even though it was her own private property, she would be forced to take it in
[pause]
Ron Swanson : for a state inspection!