Nostalgia Critic (TV Series)

Video Game Review (2008)

Kyle Justin: Guitar Guy

Quotes 

• Nostalgia Critic : Well, if you think this is going to get rid of me, Angry Video Game Nerd, you are much mistaken. Sure I will need years of psychological therapy to recover from this, but that doesn't mean you've heard the last of me. All I can say to you, Angry Video Game Nerd, is fuck this game and fuck you for making me play it!

  Guitar Guy : [singing]  He's the Angry Video Game...

  Nostalgia Critic : Oh shut up!

  Guitar Guy : Critic.

• Guitar Guy : [singing]  Gonna take you back to the past/ Pull these reviews out of his ass/ He'd rather have a crocodile/ Pin him down and suck on his cock/ He'd rather eat some rotten dog shit/ Drown it down with Rolling Rock/ The world's biggest and greatest cynic/ He's the Angry Video Game Critic/ He's the Angry Video Game Critic