American Dad! (TV Series)

The People vs. Martin Sugar (2010)

Seth MacFarlane: Stan Smith, Roger the Alien, Greg Corbin, Brian Griffin

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• Stan Smith : [to Francine]  Where's Steve? I want to see how my fantasy basketball team is doing.

  Francine Smith : Well, he understood the fantasy part, but had no idea what basketball was. He tried to add three griffins and an orc to your roster.

  Stan Smith : Fucking nerd.

• Stan Smith : Jury duty is the best way for honest citizens to punish lawbreakers.

  Roger the Alien : It's a waste of time. Like getting an HIV test. Roll the dice, scaredy-cats!

• Roger the Alien : [to Stan]  Face it, I'm Ferris Bueller and you're my jealous, big-nosed, sour-faced sister Jeanie.

• Stan Smith : Now, while I'm gone, I need you to manage my fantasy basketball team.

  Francine Smith : Can I make any trades?

  Stan Smith : No. Just set the lineup.

  Francine Smith : Stan, you need a power forward.

  Stan Smith : I have Dirk Nowitzki.

  Francine Smith : He's soft, Stan. You need a thug. You need Ron Artest.

  Stan Smith : I don't want Ron Artest. You know what, forget it. I'll have Steve set my lineup.

  Francine Smith : Fine. Let that nerd set your lineup. Watch you lose.