Burn Notice (TV Series)
Fast Friends (2010)
Bruce Campbell: Sam Axe
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Quotes
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[first lines]
Sam Axe : [close on Sam] Mike, I'm tellin' ya, don't do it.
Michael Westen : [across the room] What, you don't like the belt buckle?
Sam Axe : I'm not kidding around here. You gotta put a kibosh on this.
Michael Westen : Sam, we talked about this.
Sam Axe : [getting up] Well, maybe we didn't talk about it enough! You're workin' for the same sons of bitches that burned you, Mike, and you're gonna meet with this... Vince guy?
Michael Westen : Vaughn?
Sam Axe : Vaughn. Good name for a vampire. I'm just sayin', I don't think you thought this through.
Michael Westen : I don't love working with him, but what we're doing is important.
Sam Axe : Why? Because Simon got out? OK, he was a bad guy.
[Michael shoots Sam a look like, "Remember the hotel bomb you and Fi had to defuse?"]
Sam Axe : OK, a very bad guy! But he's stuck in a dungeon somewhere! Problem solved.
Michael Westen : If it was just about Simon, maybe, but the guy who helped him escape has bigger plans.
Sam Axe : I know you feel this is on your shoulders, but it's not your job to solve everything. Just walk away.
Michael Westen : [softly] I got an innocent man burned for looking into this. If I stop now, I'll have ruined Jesse Porter's life for nothing.
Sam Axe : [reluctantly] OK, fine.
[Michael moves to leave]
Sam Axe : But I still think Vaughn is a vampire name!
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Sam Axe : You know, I'm a little hurt, Maddie. You never spruced the place up when I was here.
Madeline Westen : That's because he's a *paying* renter, Sam, not someone who's going to detonate explosives in my solarium.
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Sam Axe : Did I mention I'm not a fan of running a mission with a kid we barely know?
Michael Westen : Ten times.
Sam Axe : I'm just sayin', these counterintel types, Mike, they're lone wolves, they're not team players.
Michael Westen : This is Jesse's best shot at getting Khan off his back. He'll behave. Here we go, Sam.
Sam Axe : OK, that's where Jesse's supposed to set up shop.
[Jesse shakes his head, thinking, "To hell with this," and goes over the wall and fence]
Michael Westen : And yet he's still moving.
Sam Axe : What the hell's he doin'?
Michael Westen : [disappointed and annoyed] His version of the plan. Watch my back.
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Sam Axe : Okay, for the record, I already hate everything about this.