Community (TV Series)
Anthropology 101 (2010)
Ken Jeong: Ben Chang
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Quotes
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Jeff Winger : The most important tool is... respect.
Señor Chang : Ha! Gayyyyy!
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Señor Chang : Consider yourself Chang'd!
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Jeff Winger : [On Anthropology professor's question, "Which tool is the most important to humanity's survival] The tool most important to humanity's survival is... respect. The reason I know respect is a tool is because it is clearly not a natural thing. We forget to use it all the time, and we start competing with each other, and exploiting each other, and humiliating each other, and controlling each other... and we lose each other. And without each other, we'd go extinct. And that's a fact.
Señor Chang : Ha.
[quietly]
Señor Chang : Gay fact.
Jeff Winger : That's my answer, professor.
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Professor June Bauer : I don't know Mr. Winger. Last time I called on you I got what the Maku Maku call 'dirt-roaded'.
Señor Chang : Using it.
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Señor Chang : Why are you guys in this class?
Jeff Winger : We chose it together.
Señor Chang : The real question is, why are you in it?
Annie Edison : Oh, you missed us?
Señor Chang : [derisively] Don't flatter yourself. Have you checked the course description? Ancient weaponry. Genital mutilation.
[Chang winks]
Señor Chang : This subject's talking my Chang-uage.
Jeff Winger : [disgusted] Ugh.
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Ben Chang : Ha, gay!
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Señor Chang : Guys? I've got a confession to make, I took Anthropology because I wanna be a part of your study group.
[overlapping responses]
Señor Chang : Now I gotta do the honest thing and just ask. Is there any room in this pocket for a little spare Chang?
Jeff Winger : Uh... look, we've been through a lot today. Umm... give us a little time to think it over.
Señor Chang : Totally, man. Just think about it. Take your time and let me know.
Shirley Bennett : Nice to see you, Chang.
Pierce Hawthorne : Bye.
Abed Nadir : See ya.
Annie Edison : Hey.
Señor Chang : Bye.
Annie Edison : Aww. Poor guy.
Jeff Winger : We'll let him in eventually.
Pierce Hawthorne : Says who?
Jeff Winger : We have the strength to survive anything. What's the worst that can happen?
Shirley Bennett : Yeah, that's true.
Troy Barnes : Yeah.
Abed Nadir : Good point.
Señor Chang : [cut to dual personality Chang]
[mean voice]
Señor Chang : I told you they hate you.
[normal voice]
Señor Chang : No, they said they just needed more time.
[mean voice]
Señor Chang : Time? They destroyed your life. How much time before we take revenge?
[pleading normal voice]
Señor Chang : But, they're my friends.
[mean voice]
Señor Chang : I'm your only friend.
[normal voice]
Señor Chang : No.
[mean voice cackles]
Señor Chang : hahaha!
[frantic normal voice]
Señor Chang : No.
[mean voice cackles]
Señor Chang : hahahaha!
[wailing normal voice]
Señor Chang : No!
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Ben Chang : Ha! Gayyyy!