Community (TV Series)

Mixology Certification (2010)

Paul F. Tompkins: Robert

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Quotes 

• [Robert watches Abed play Asteroids] 

  Robert : Oh, careful. If you score any higher, the Rylans are going to recruit you to fight their war against the Ko-Dan Empire.

  Abed Nadir : The Last Starfighter. Did you get the twenty-fifth anniversary Blu-Ray?

  Robert : Is Scorpius half Scarran/half Peacekeeper? Frell yes, I got Starfighter on Blu-Ray.

• Abed Nadir : The first season, when you watch it the second time, is better than the third season. The fourth season, when you watch it the fifth time is equal...

  Robert : Okay, um, what's your name?

  Abed Nadir : Abed.

  [offers his hand to Robert] 

  Robert : Abed, I'm Robert.

  [Robert shakes Abed's hand] 

  Abed Nadir : Hey, Robert.

  Robert : Abed, would you like to have gay sex with me?

  Abed Nadir : No, thank you.

  Robert : Wow. Okay, so, what is wrong with you, that you can sit here this whole time and never pick up on the fact that a man is hitting on you?

  Abed Nadir : Oh, I actually did pick up on it after a while.

  Robert : You actually... and?

  Abed Nadir : I really, really like talking about Farscape.

  [Robert throws his drink in Abed's face and walks away] 

  Abed Nadir : It's a really good show.

  Robert : Stargate's better.

• Abed Nadir : You're a fan of the sci-fi original series Farscape.

  Robert : Can I buy you a drink?