Community (TV Series)
Mixology Certification (2010)
Yvette Nicole Brown: Shirley Bennett
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Quotes
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Pierce Hawthorne , Shirley Bennett , Abed Nadir , Britta Perry , Jeff Winger , Annie Edison : [cold opening] ... to you!
Pierce Hawthorne : That was weird. How come we only sang the last two words? What happened to the "happy birthday" part?
Shirley Bennett : Well, you know Troy's a Jehovah's Witness. He doesn't celebrate birthdays.
Abed Nadir : Annie and I did our best to keep the language on the cake compliant.
Troy Barnes : [reading the cake] "Hello during a random dessert, the month and day of which coincide numerically from your expulsion from a uterus."
[inhales, weepy voice cracks]
Troy Barnes : You guys. I never cry, but...
Britta Perry : All right. Happy expulsion, Troy. But after cake, we cram for realsies. Guys, finals are coming up.
Jeff Winger : Yeah. This group is starting to use special occasions to avoid studying.
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Jeff Winger : This group is starting to use occasions to avoid studying. Last week we had fondue and played Boggle because Shirley's niece took her first bath.
Abed Nadir : With bubbles.
Shirley Bennett : Thank you, it's a milestone.
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Shirley Bennett : I... I'm gonna... I'm gonna go take a little look around.
Annie Edison : Me too.
Jeff Winger : Annie, don't accept any drinks.
Britta Perry : Or invitations to the bathroom.
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Shirley Bennett : Let me help you.
Pierce Hawthorne : I broke my legs, not my gender.
Shirley Bennett : Okay.
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Bouncer : Hey, hey, Shirley! Welcome back!
[chuckles]
Shirley Bennett : [grabs bouncer by the collar and speaks quietly] You don't know me. Hmm?
[releases bouncer]
Shirley Bennett : Okay?
Bouncer : [quietly] Yeah.
Shirley Bennett : You don't... know me.