"Community" Accounting for Lawyers (TV Episode 2010) Poster

(TV Series)

(2010)

Rob Corddry: Alan Connor

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Quotes 

  • Alan Connor : What brings you to Greendale?

    Jeff Winger : I'm a teacher. Wait, that's worse than the truth. I'm a student.

  • Alan Connor : If they gave away awards for mind games, the statue would be Jeff Winger doing it to a brain.

    Pierce Hawthorne : Come on, Jeff's bush league. I gave seminars on manipulation. I can reach into a man's soul and unravel it with one tug.

    Alan Connor : Cool. Hit me.

    Pierce Hawthorne : You're bald.

    Alan Connor : So are you.

    Pierce Hawthorne : I'll kill you, you...!

  • Jeff Winger : All right, let's do it.

    Abed Nadir : Jeff can't go. He has class.

    Alan Connor : Well, those cargo pants would suggest otherwise. Heh, heh. What has this place done to you?

    Jeff Winger : You have no idea.

    Buzz : [Puts a hat on Jeff]  Hat club!

    [and runs off] 

    Jeff Winger : Now you have some idea.

  • Alan Connor : You should visit the office.

    Jeff Winger : Right. I can't show my face there after getting busted like that.

    Alan Connor : Jeff, you know what lawyers call someone who defrauds the state bar, cheats on his LSATs and cons his way into a firm? Best lawyer ever.

  • Alan Connor : I don't know how you did it, man, but you're looking at the firm's next partner. If I wasn't actively repressing my bi-curiosity, id kiss you on your beautiful mouth.

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