Curb Your Enthusiasm (TV Series)

Palestinian Chicken (2011)

Larry David: Larry David

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• Marty Funkhouser : [expressing astonishment after meeting Larry David and Shara just after they had very loud sex]  "Fuck me, Jew bastard"?

  Larry David : Yeah. Small price to pay for the best sex I've ever had, anywhere! This woman is amazing.

  Marty Funkhouser : When did you have your orgasm? When she said she'd fuck the Jew outta you?

  Larry David : Hey, lemme tell you something. The penis doesn't care about race, creed, and color. The penis wants to get to his homeland. It wants to go home!

• Larry David : [Larry is talking about his attraction to a Palestinian woman at a restaurant]  You know what it is? You're always attracted to someone who doesn't want you, right? Well, here you have somebody who not only doesn't want you... doesn't even acknowledge your right to exist, wants your destruction! That's a turn-on.

• Larry David : A date is an experience you have with another person that makes you appreciate being alone.

• Marty Funkhouser : Rabbi Stein said that I can't play in the golf tournament Saturday because I have to honor the Sabbath

  Larry David : You're Koufaxing us?