- Nostalgia Critic: [Conan is reading a scroll]
- [Imitating Conan]
- Nostalgia Critic: Hmm. How to speak with an Austrian accent, this scroll is very informative.
- Nostalgia Critic: The movie, oddly enough, starts with a Friedrich Nietzsche quote.
- ['That which does not kill us, makes us stronger' appears on screen]
- Nostalgia Critic: I'll be sure to tell myself that as I watch the movie.