Nostalgia Critic (TV Series)

Lost in Space (2010)

Doug Walker: Nostalgia Critic, Spider Smith

Quotes 

• John Robinson : I love you, wife!

  Nostalgia Critic : My heart soars every time. The monotone. The absolute lack of any human emotion. The way he doesn't even refer to her by her first name. Simply calling her wife.

• Will Robinson : [to Robot]  Act with your heart.

  Nostalgia Critic : Oh my god. He didn't just say that.

  Robot : Robot does not have a heart.

  Will Robinson : Every living thing has a heart.

  Tin Man : Now I know I have a heart because it's breaking.

• Nostalgia Critic : Thus, we're introduced to the Robinsons' daughter Penny, who, I swear to God is on a helium diet.

  Penny Robinson : For the last three years, I've missed everything. Training so I can spend the next ten years missing everything else!

  Nostalgia Critic : Good Lord, it's the missing Chipette! Skanky.