- John Robinson: I love you, wife!
- Nostalgia Critic: My heart soars every time. The monotone. The absolute lack of any human emotion. The way he doesn't even refer to her by her first name. Simply calling her wife.
- Will Robinson: [to Robot] Act with your heart.
- Nostalgia Critic: Oh my god. He didn't just say that.
- Robot: Robot does not have a heart.
- Will Robinson: Every living thing has a heart.
- Tin Man: Now I know I have a heart because it's breaking.
- Nostalgia Critic: Thus, we're introduced to the Robinsons' daughter Penny, who, I swear to God is on a helium diet.
- Penny Robinson: For the last three years, I've missed everything. Training so I can spend the next ten years missing everything else!
- Nostalgia Critic: Good Lord, it's the missing Chipette! Skanky.