Doug Walker: Nostalgia Critic

Quotes 

• The Angry Video Game Nerd : It really doesn't matter. I mean, just the fact that I'm the better talent, I mean nobody cares. It's no big deal.

  Nostalgia Critic : Yeah, yeah, 'guess you have a point there. You know, it makes me realize that uh... what?

  The Angry Video Game Nerd : Aha! Yeah! But don't worry, it's not like you have to stop making your inferior videos.

  Nostalgia Critic : [looks enraged as he suddenly jumps up from his chair]  Suck my big, fat snausage, you festering ton of ass!

  The Angry Video Game Nerd : Ah, fuck you, you fucking cocksucker fuck-man fuck fart!

• Nostalgia Critic : Alright, let's settle this. Let's settle this once and for all. A giant, epic battle of Nerd-on-Critic action/violence to the death!

  The Angry Video Game Nerd : Oh okay, you want your Nerd-on-Critic action, well then show me that you have the balls. Get your ass over here. We'll have the final battle.