- The Angry Video Game Nerd: It really doesn't matter. I mean, just the fact that I'm the better talent, I mean nobody cares. It's no big deal.
- Nostalgia Critic: Yeah, yeah, 'guess you have a point there. You know, it makes me realize that uh... what?
- The Angry Video Game Nerd: Aha! Yeah! But don't worry, it's not like you have to stop making your inferior videos.
- Nostalgia Critic: [looks enraged as he suddenly jumps up from his chair] Suck my big, fat snausage, you festering ton of ass!
- The Angry Video Game Nerd: Ah, fuck you, you fucking cocksucker fuck-man fuck fart!
- Nostalgia Critic: Alright, let's settle this. Let's settle this once and for all. A giant, epic battle of Nerd-on-Critic action/violence to the death!
- The Angry Video Game Nerd: Oh okay, you want your Nerd-on-Critic action, well then show me that you have the balls. Get your ass over here. We'll have the final battle.