Nostalgia Critic (TV Series)

The 100th Episode: Battlefield Earth (2010)

Bhargav Dronamraju: Ma-Ti

Quotes 

• Nostalgia Critic : [in clip]  Do something special for your hundredth episode. Something everybody's requested but you never had the plentiful balls to do.

  Nostalgia Critic : But what else is there? I've done Batman and Robin, I've done Garbage Pail Kids. Those are some of the worst films out there.

  Ma-Ti : No, Critic, there is one movie you have overlooked. A science fiction movie that is so terrible it makes my nipples tingle with fear.

  Nostalgia Critic : [horrified]  You don't mean...?

  Ma-Ti : No, not that one.

  Nostalgia Critic : Oh.

  [pauses; thinks for a minute; looks horrified] 

  Ma-Ti : No, not that one either.

  Nostalgia Critic : [pauses, thinks a moment; looks horrified again]  You mean...?

  Ma-Ti : Yes. BATTLEFIELD EARTH!

  [Critic screams in agony] 

• Ma-Ti : I tell you how I'm feeling about it, I'm fucking pissed off.

• Ma-Ti : What happened to you, man? You used to have strong, plentiful balls.

  Nostalgia Critic : No, no, I still do. My balls are still very strong and extremely plentiful.

• Ma-Ti : [in "clip"]  Hey wait a minute, he's not doing anything. He's just looking at his stupid clip show.

  Nostalgia Critic : [rolling a joint]  Huh?

  Ma-Ti : What the hell? We watch 100 episodes of your shit and you just throw this clip show at us? I mean, that sucks ass.

  Nostalgia Critic : [in clip]  Yeah, the Nostalgia Critic of the past wouldn't do something like that.

  Nostalgia Critic : But it's my one hundredth episode.

  Nostalgia Critic : [mimicking]  "But it's my hundredth episode..." what a cop-out!