Nostalgia Critic (TV Series)
The Good Son (2009)
Doug Walker: Nostalgia Critic
Quotes
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Henry : Hey, Mark. Don't fuck with me.
Nostalgia Critic : [written on cue cards:] The Home Alone kid just said "don't fuck with me."
Henry : Don't fuck with me.
Nostalgia Critic : [written on cue cards:] I can actually feel my childhood dying.
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Nostalgia Critic : [the only time he uses his voice; in a loud, very hoarse whisper] ASS!
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Nostalgia Critic : [Henry smokes a cigarette; written on cue cards:] So? Drew Barrymore was on that stuff at half your age!
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Henry : I want to tuck in my kid sister.
Nostalgia Critic : [through on screen text] Just like how Michael Jackson showed me.
[audience boos]
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Nostalgia Critic : [through on screen text] I love how a friggin' child psychologist can't tell that a kid talking like a damn robot is lying!
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Nostalgia Critic : [Subtitled as Henry starts running away] Culkin then runs away as it suddenly turns into the opening of The Fugitive.
Henry's Mom : Henry. Henry, no. Henry!
Tommy Lee Jones : Ladies and gentlemen! Our fugitive has been on the run for 90 minutes.
[cuts to Henry running through the woods]
Tommy Lee Jones : What I want out of each and every one of you is a hard target search
[cuts to Henry running]
Tommy Lee Jones : of every gas station,
[cuts to Henry running]
Tommy Lee Jones : residence,
[cuts to Henry running]
Tommy Lee Jones : warehouse, farmhouse, henhouse, outhouse
[cuts to Henry running]
Tommy Lee Jones : and doghouse in that area!