"Nostalgia Critic" The Wizard (TV Episode 2008) - Doug Walker as Nostalgia Critic

Nostalgia Critic : Surely spending your entire life playing video games can't get you any kind of fame.

[the Critic takes an extra look at the picture and draws glasses on him]

Nostalgia Critic : Oh my god!

[the Critic realizes it's The Angry Video Game Nerd]

Nostalgia Critic : NEEEEEEEEERRRRD!
Nostalgia Critic : And if you think this movie can't possibly get anymore uncomfortable, just listen to this.

Haley : [screams and points at Mr. Putnam] He touched my breast!

[Critic has a shocked look]

Mr. Putnam : I touched her breast... she doesn't have any breasts.

[being carried out by police]

Mr. Putnam : Put me down!

Nostalgia Critic : Nintendo. It makes you wanna touch children.
Nostalgia Critic : Well, Jimmy makes it to the final round where we find the mother of all brand new games is finally revealed.

[the gates open up to reveal the title screen]

Nostalgia Critic : HOLY FUCKING SHIT! Super Mario Bros. 3! Don't look directly at it. It's so sacred, it will burn your eyes out!
Nostalgia Critic : Well, there's no doubt about it. Nintendo games ROCK. Movies based on Nintendo games BLOW. Therefore movies about Nintendo games BLOW ROCKS.
Nostalgia Critic : Nintendo. It makes you gay.

[in announcer voice]

Nostalgia Critic : Now you're playing with incest.
Nostalgia Critic : We can't let him bring our children back alive and well with such hideously poor manners. To the shit-mobile!

Doug Walker: Nostalgia Critic