- Nostalgia Critic: Surely spending your entire life playing video games can't get you any kind of fame.
- [the Critic takes an extra look at the picture and draws glasses on him]
- Nostalgia Critic: Oh my god!
- [the Critic realizes it's The Angry Video Game Nerd]
- Nostalgia Critic: NEEEEEEEEERRRRD!
- Nostalgia Critic: And if you think this movie can't possibly get anymore uncomfortable, just listen to this.
- Haley: [screams and points at Mr. Putnam] He touched my breast!
- [Critic has a shocked look]
- Mr. Putnam: I touched her breast... she doesn't have any breasts.
- [being carried out by police]
- Mr. Putnam: Put me down!
- Nostalgia Critic: Nintendo. It makes you wanna touch children.
- Nostalgia Critic: Well, Jimmy makes it to the final round where we find the mother of all brand new games is finally revealed.
- [the gates open up to reveal the title screen]
- Nostalgia Critic: HOLY FUCKING SHIT! Super Mario Bros. 3! Don't look directly at it. It's so sacred, it will burn your eyes out!
- Nostalgia Critic: Well, there's no doubt about it. Nintendo games ROCK. Movies based on Nintendo games BLOW. Therefore movies about Nintendo games BLOW ROCKS.
- Nostalgia Critic: Nintendo. It makes you gay.
- [in announcer voice]
- Nostalgia Critic: Now you're playing with incest.
- Nostalgia Critic: We can't let him bring our children back alive and well with such hideously poor manners. To the shit-mobile!