- Boris Kuester von Jurgens-Ratenicz: Gentlemen, it's come to my attention that your father is a criminal. And a liar. As a result of various financial schemes, he recently attracted the attention of the Securities and Exchange Commission. He was prosecuted and convicted. In an attempt to win a reduced sentence, he became a confidential informant. Against me. Spying on my affairs, my travels, my home. Stealing my personal possessions and delivering them to his handler.
- Evan R. Lawson: That's who that dude was? That du... that was a federal agent?
- Boris Kuester von Jurgens-Ratenicz: To ensure he acted alone, and not with the help of his two sons living on my property, I conducted my own investigation.
- ["AJ" appears and hands Boris a folder; Hank is dumbfounded]
- Boris Kuester von Jurgens-Ratenicz: Thank you. Thank you, Catherine. According to the evidence that has been accumulated, it appears that you two have nothing to explain.
- Evan R. Lawson: I like it. I like it a lot.
- Hank Lawson: Please stop talking like that. Stop talking like that now.
- Paige Collins: [testing to see if Evan's mind's on auto-pilot] Also I'm pregnant... with triplets. Yeah. It's gonna be tough on me in a maximum-security prison, don't you think?
- Evan R. Lawson: Mm-hm. Yeah, I agree a thousand percent.
- Divya Katdare: Well, what you have now is called membranous glomerulonephritis.
- Adam Pierce: All the catchy names were taken?
- [AJ has been inquisitive about Hank and those he knows]
- Hank Lawson: No comment.
- AJ: On which part?
- Hank Lawson: Take your pick.
- Paige Collins: So... why can't I get to know Eddie?
- Evan R. Lawson: [sighs] Because I need to get to know him first.
- Paige Collins: Yeah, I have no idea what that means, but if you want to tell me, I'd love to listen. Evan, let me help you through this.
- Evan R. Lawson: Sounds like a plan.
- [about to kiss her then stops]
- Evan R. Lawson: And I promise I'll come visit you and the triplets in prison.
- [Evan refuses to accept Paige's generous offer to bail out Eddie]
- Paige Collins: Well, should we just buy the country club, then?
- Evan R. Lawson: I love the fact that I can't tell if you're kidding or not.
- [the Lawson brothers are dressed for meeting Boris]
- Evan R. Lawson: [exhales deeply] I'm ready.
- Hank Lawson: For Boris or for prom?
- Evan R. Lawson: Fashion's the vocabulary of kings.
- Hank Lawson: Then you are wearing some very big words.