- John Casey: Why do you even bother with these idiots?
- Morgan Grimes: They may be idiots, but they're *my* idiots. Buy More's been my home for 8 years. So without Jeff and Lester, it's just another electronics store.
- Sarah Walker: [Referring to a picture of Sarah and Chuck] That's just somethign I like to keep in my suitcase at all times. Whether I'm in Portugal, or Russia or Burbank, this uh, make me feel comfortable and safe. Look, I know that it's taken me longer than a normal girl. But you should know that you're my home, Chuck. You always have been.
- Devon 'Captain Awesome' Woodcomb: [to Chuck and Sarah] Hey, you guys should be taking some notes here. You could be next.
- Chuck Bartowski: [laughs] I don't know...
- Morgan Grimes: I don't know. Sarah would have to unpack first for them to even *think* about starting a family.
- General Diane Beckman: Colonel Casey, after the Yves St. Laurent incident, you will obviously have to sit this one out.
- John Casey: [Quietly to himself] Stab one guy with a stiletto...
- Chuck Bartowski: [as Sarah's difusing a bomb] Sarah, listen, I cannot die without you knowing that I accept you for you are. Your weird unpacking habits, it doesn't matter to me. Nothing matters. I still love you.
- Sarah Walker: [after Sarah difuses the bomb] You *still* love me?
- Chuck Bartowski: Sorry, what? Did I -? Those weren't the best last words, were they?
- Morgan Grimes: General, look, if even *I* can see through this Buy More cover, what's an enemy spy going to think?
- General Diane Beckman: What do you propose?
- Morgan Grimes: Uh, Casey, how's Burbank ever going to feel like home, if you... don't give it a chance?
- John Casey: Yeah. The Buy More's may be your home, but it's not mine.
- [Casey leaves, and pulls out his cellphone]
- John Casey: Alex, hi. It's me. Dad... Good to hear your voice, too.
- Sophia Stephenova: [Sofia, wet and naked, confronts Chuck at gunpoint] Who do you work for, and how did you find me?
- Chuck Bartowski: [extremely nervous] I would love to get into this. Is it... is it at all possible for you to cover yourself with maybe a towel?
- Sarah Walker: [Sofia takes Chuck hostage, holding him at gunpoint against her naked body. Sarah enters] Is she naked?
- Chuck Bartowski: Who?
- [Beat]
- Chuck Bartowski: Yes, yes, she is.
- John Casey: Spies don't put down roots. That's the rule.
- Chuck Bartowski: [Chuck scoffs] Rule? It's not a rule. It's a - it's a notion, or suggestion, or guideline.
- Chuck Bartowski: Welcome to the new Buy More.
- Ellie Bartowski: Yeah. Wha - What's going on? This place seems so strange.
- Chuck Bartowski: You know - you know what it could be. The uh, the new corporate restructuring that's going on right now.
- Morgan Grimes: [Entering] Yeah. Well, the - excuse me, sorry. The restructuring has actually been restructured. So, although it may appear a bit... off, I can assure you that the Buy More is still the Buy More.
- [the old Buy More crew enters]
- Morgan Grimes: [Looking at the keys the General has handed him] What have I earned, exactly?
- General Diane Beckman: The keys to the Buy More. I'm making you store manager, Mr. Grimes.
- [Chuck reaches for a weapon in Sofia's purse and accidentally touches her butt]
- Sophia Stephenova: Excuse me! Who do you think you are?
- Chuck Bartowski: [highly nervous] Nobody! I'm nobody! This is nothing! No, I wasn't trying to do that, put my hand on your bottom.
- [beat]
- Sophia Stephenova: Your hand is still touching my perfection!
- Chuck Bartowski: [pulling his hand away] So it is.
- Sophia Stephenova: [Naked Sofia tries to stop Chuck and Sarah from escaping] Stop!
- Sarah Walker: [Sarah shoots at Sofia. She and Chuck escape through the balcony. To Sofia:] Put some clothes on.
- [leading Sarah through the backstage areas at gunpoint]
- Sophia Stephenova: Red is a good look for you. It distracts from your face.
- Morgan Grimes: Guys, the Buy More's been rebuilt, and nobody thinks that you burned it down. It's okay.
- Lester Patel: What are you talking about? Cars have been following us for months.
- John Casey: How do you know they weren't just driving behind you?
- Lester Patel: Jeff has a new pet rock named Bruce. I asked him why Bruce, and he said when he hits it, it doesn't "bruce".
- Devon 'Captain Awesome' Woodcomb: I was in the Buy More. Everyone there was super-attractive and highly skilled. It was like *I* work there. But why would I work in the Buy More?... Unless I was a spy.
- Lester Patel: I see what's happening here, Jeffrey. For some unknown reason, they need us.
- Jeff Barnes: We have leverage.
- Lester Patel: It's time to negotiate. All right. If we take our jobs back? We want a raise and perks. The company car and three kilos...
- [Casey shoots him with a tranquilizer dart. Lester laughs silly, then falls unconscious]
- Lester Patel: ... gluten-free biscotti.
- Jeff Barnes: [Casey shoots Jeff with a tranq dart, with no effect] I think my water just broke.
- [Casey shoots him three more times, still no effect. Casey fires two more darts, Jeff is getting woozy. Morgan gently blows on him and Jeff finally falls unconscious]
- Chuck Bartowski: I see that our princess Sofia is staying at the presidential suite... and they say crime doesn't pay.