- Allison Dubois: Hey, is that says J. heart A.?
- Joe Dubois: Is that what that says? Huh. I have no idea who'd done that.
- Allison Dubois: You liar.
- [Grabs his head lovingly]
- Allison Dubois: Give me a kiss.
- Joe Dubois: What if I don't?
- Allison Dubois: Well, I might call the cops you little vandal.
- Joe Dubois: I hate this. I hate the way you use me.
- Allison Dubois: Oh, shut up and kiss.
- [They kiss]
- Allison Dubois: Mm. That was pretty good. I think you're safe for now.
- Joe Dubois: Oh, thank godness cause I'm out of clean underwear and I hate the idea of going to the big house on dirty shorts.
- [Allison laughs]
- Joe Dubois: I hate what they've got to say about you.
- Allison Dubois: You're always that romantic, Joe Dubois.