Wizards of Waverly Place (TV Series)

Captain Jim Bob Sherwood (2010)

David DeLuise: Jerry Russo

Quotes 

• [first lines] 

  Justin Russo : Guys! Guys, is the mail here yet?

  Theresa Russo : Ah, Justin. You have been so anxious about the mail all week, honey. It's just a dollar twenty-five rebate on maple syrup. Give him two fifty to get him to stop talking about it, Jerry.

  Jerry Russo : I don't carry that kind of cash! How 'bout half a banana?

• Jerry Russo : [to Alex and Justin]  It looks like you're both winners.

  Theresa Russo : Jerry, I don't think you understand; now they have to work together.

  Jerry Russo : Oh my gosh, we're all losers!

• Jerry Russo : Look, before you guys start working together, I want to make one thing perfectly clear: Do not come to your mother and me with your problems.

  Theresa Russo : That's right. It's not that we don't care; it's just that this seems like a regular brother and sister kind of problem, not 'there's a black hole in the Sub Station sucking in the universe' kind of problem.

  Alex Russo : When are you gonna let that go?

  Theresa Russo : When someone finds my storage box, full of my Christmas sweaters.

  Alex Russo : I don't think the black hole got rid of those.

  Jerry Russo : No, it was the black hole.