Wizards of Waverly Place (TV Series)

Wizards vs. Finkles (2010)

Selena Gomez: Alex Russo

Quotes 

• Harper Finkle : Do you even know where Romania is?

  Alex Russo : [Scoffs]  Yes, it's in Rome, duh! I know my states!

  Max Russo : She's right, you know.

  Jerry Russo : [Slaps Max upside the head]  No she's not! Thank you, Mr. and Mrs. D in Geometry!

• [first lines] 

  Justin Russo : Hey, guys, how's it going? So, check it out. Mom sent more photos of possible beaches for this year's family photo.

  Alex Russo : Wait. We're supposed to go to a place we never go and put our arms around each other like we never do just to have a picture we can send to people we don't like anyway?

  Jerry Russo : And this year there's a record number of families we don't like to send them to.

• Justin Russo : How could you sabotage the audition?

  Alex Russo : Because I don't want to go to Romania any more.

  Justin Russo : Oh, so you'd rather be a Russo than a Finkle.

  Alex Russo : I know; it's weird, right?

  Justin Russo : It turns out the Finkle's really... stinkle.

  Alex Russo : All right, well now it's a *tossup*. The truth is if I don't go Harper has to go, and I don't want her to leave; so the only solution is to ruin it so nobody can go.

  Justin Russo : Well, if there is one thing you're good at, it's ruining things.

  Alex Russo : Aaw, thank you.