- Motorcycle Cop: You realize you were speeding?
- Teen Driver: [nervous] Yes, I do, officer.
- Motorcycle Cop: Okay, as long as you know.
- Mayor Fred Jones Sr.: You're going to learn all the vital things I do for this community, like create pamphlets and strategize about new places to put parking meters.
- Velma Dinkley: [to Shaggy] I know a place he can put another parking meter.
- Mayor Fred Jones Sr.: I gotta hand it to you, Fred. Your traps actually came in handy this time.
- Fred Jones: Gee, Dad. Does this mean you finally accept what I want to do with my life?
- Mayor Fred Jones Sr.: [laughs] Oh, Fred. No.
- Daphne Blake: Are you trying to set me up with *him*? What about Fred?
- Barty Blake: You're just friends, right?
- Daphne Blake: Well, yeah, but we're really good friends. And I don't know, it feels like cheating. On a friend.
- Nan Blake: Darling, think of it like trying a new cut of meat. Why have ground beef, when you can have a nice prime rib?
- Daphne Blake: But I don't even like meat! I like vegetables. Like Fred.
- Sheriff Stone: And so you're saying this ghost truck disappeared like a, uh... ghost truck?
- Scooby-Doo: Yep, that's pretty much it.
- Sheriff Stone: Well, looks like you kids might have stumbled onto a new tourist attraction.
- Shaggy Rogers: *Tourist attraction*? Like, man, it nearly dumped us in the cove!
- Velma Dinkley: Besides, we're not even sure it was a ghost!
- Sheriff Stone: I'm sorry, but didn't you say there was no driver? That's textbook ghost truck, case closed!
- Fred Jones: Dad, we think George Avocados is the ghost trucker, and he's trying to sabotage your reelection!
- Mayor Fred Jones Sr.: That's completely absurd. Why would a ghost drive a truck when everyone knows they can fly? Especially an eighteen wheeler, those require a Class Six license.