- Greta Gator: I got a few hotel rules. Rule number one: boys and girls in separate rooms. No exceptions!
- Velma Dinkley: Then I guess I'm with you, Daphne.
- Greta Gator: I said, *no exceptions*!
- Velma Dinkley: But, I'm a girl.
- Greta Gator: Oh, right. Rule number two: stay in your rooms, no matter what you hear. That includes screams, moans, wails, pounding, claws scratching, and anything that sounds like a body being dragged across a hard-wood floor.
- Fred Jones: Okay...
- Daphne Blake: [about the Mystery Machine] Can you tell what the problem is, Fred?
- Fred Jones: You see that hole there? That should be an engine.
- Scooby-Doo: [after receiving a parcel] What is it?
- Shaggy Rogers: Like, um, I think it's a box.
- Velma Dinkley: It's from Mr. E!
- [reading Mr. E's message]
- Velma Dinkley: Saved this for a rainy day. Enjoy.
- Daphne Blake: Mr. E gives me the creeps.
- [Fred starts to open the box]
- Daphne Blake: Fred, careful. That could be a bomb!
- [Fred pulls out a purse from the box]
- Daphne Blake: Ooh, strike that. Cute purse!
- Gunther Gator: We would have gotten away with it, too, if it weren't for you meddling juveniles and your unauthorized investigation of our synthetic gator accessories.
- Sheriff Stone: You're telling me this gator stuff is fake? I paid a fortune for this tracksuit!