- Harry Vanderspeigle: I prefer to eat with you. You order a lot of food. I like to forage off of your plate.
- Harry Vanderspeigle: [voiceover] But if everyone is gone, who will keep the bunker clean? I hate cleaning, and from the look of Asta's car, she's a real piglet. Maybe Asta's giant father could be in the bunker with us. He can cook and clean, and his aftershave smells like fryer grease. No, it wouldn't work. They are father and daughter. They may turn against me and make me their servant.
- 49: You wouldn't have to do any of this if you had just gone home like you were supposed to.
- Harry Vanderspeigle: I could not go home with that kid on board. I could never get him past customs.
- 49: Yeah, that why there's an eject button. That kid's body should've been a shooting star over Texas.
- Harry Vanderspeigle: You don't know anything about space. You are a Colorado octopus.
- 49: Is that where we are? Shit! I thought this was India. *That* is an Indian rug. You are appropriating their culture. That's not a good look, man.
- Harry Vanderspeigle: I saw it at a red tag sale for $5. I had to buy it. Plus, I think it really brings the room together.
- 49: Listen to you, you - that's a great price, by the way - you're becoming one of them. Look how human you are. You're even vulnerable to your own people's attack.
- Harry Vanderspeigle: I am not! Because I will cut a hole in your octopus body and wear you as a protective octo-suit when they come to eradicate all human life!
- 49: Wow. Is this how you treat a house guest?
- Harry Vanderspeigle: Hmm.
- 49: Then I'm glad I didn't get you a gift.
- 102.6 DJ: Wait, I know this voice. D'Arcy?
- D'Arcy Bloom: [in Russian accent] D'Arcy? No, this, uh, Sasha. Hello, yes.
- 102.6 DJ: Yeah, D'Arcy, we dated for five months. I think I know your voice. And the night we broke up, you stole six bottles of wine out of my fridge.
- D'Arcy Bloom: I don't have no stealing wine. Only vodka. So, okay, play song for best friend and then go,
- Asta Twelvetrees: I can't help that I'm Harry's only friend.
- Dan Twelvetrees: Maybe he should have more. We're a great town. If he can't see the value of humans here, maybe we *should* become extinct.