Bite Marks (2011)
Benjamin Lutz: Brewster
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Quotes
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Brewster : Crow in a blender!
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Brewster : I'm gonna fuck you, then I'm gonna drain your blood, then I'm gonna fuck ya again!
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Brewster : I'm gonna call a mechanic. I'll be right back. Don't jizz on anythin'.
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Brewster : Grab your wieners and pray for rain.
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McDougall : You want some coffee?
Brewster : Yeah... and a bathroom. I've had to pee since dinner.
McDougall : Well, you're in luck. Best thing about being a man is, whole world's your toilet. Why, out there, there're a hundred places you can drain the tank and look at metal twisted into shapes you never dreamed of. It's like... it's like pissin' in an art museum.
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[Brewster picks up his phone off the floor]
Brewster : Bitch! You drop these once, they're only good for butt-plugs!
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Brewster : Cary? Isn't that a girl's name?
Cary : Different spelling.
Brewster : Right! How often do you have to spell it?
Cary : There are lots of guys named Cary.
Brewster : Name one.
Vogel : Cary Grant
Brewster : Name another.
Cary : Cary Elwes.
Brewster : Who the fuck is Cary Elwes?
Cary : Hello? Princess Bride!
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Brewster : Seriously though, Cary? Total girl's name!
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Waitress : What you carrying today, Brewster? Anything that nobody'd notice if one went missing?
Brewster : Sure, darlin'. I'm sure there's one in the back that would fit you just fine.
Waitress : Really? Would I get a lot of use from it?
Brewster : Oh, yeah. You'd use it a long time.
Waitress : Nice. What is it?
Brewster : Coffins.
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Brewster : Hey! Cram it with walnuts, Cary!
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[there are vampires outside the truck]
Cary : They might not be able to get in anyway, without being invited.
Vogel : That didn't work in The Return of Count Yorga.
Cary : Of course not, that was American International.
Vogel : So?
Cary : So each movie makes its own rules. None of it is grounded in reality.
Vogel : I saw one get killed by a bolt of lightning in Scars of Dracula.
Cary : Now, that is just stupid.
Brewster : If either of you mentions Twilight, I'll throw ya out the cab!
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Brewster : I get it! This thing's been diddlin' with our mind-knobs!
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Brewster : Hey! Are you tryin' to bite my ass?