- Daphne Blake: You know, we're still close to the water. All kinds of fish in there.
- Fred Jones: [watching the women's volleyball game] Yep, they're so beautiful!
- Daphne Blake: The *girls*?
- Fred Jones: No, the nets!
- Daphne Blake: The nets?
- Fred Jones: I wonder what their tensile strength is? They're nylon, absolutely perfect for traps!
- Fred Jones: [after Daphne has been kidnapped] There's a book over here. Daphne read a book once. And that chair, Daphne liked to sit in chairs. And that card catalogue over there...
- Velma Dinkley: Not helping, Fred.
- Velma Dinkley: [about Skipper Shelton] Ugh, not that place! That guy's a total freak!
- Shaggy Rogers: No, he's, like, totally cool! Just don't mention his nose.
- Velma Dinkley: [to Skipper] Hey there, Cappy! What happened to the old sniffer?
- Velma Dinkley: Hey, Daphne? Let me ask you something. If you liked a boy...
- Daphne Blake: [frantic] Who told you? Was it one of my sisters? Dawn! Ha! She thinks she's so perfect. Well, what no one knows is, she has a sixth toe on her...
- Velma Dinkley: Um, what are you talking about?
- Daphne Blake: I - clearly, not what you were talking about...
- Bud Coleman: I would have succeeded, too, if it weren't for you meddling brats probing into my crustacean-themed revenge scheme.
- Skipper Shelton: Well, *almost* doesn't shuck the clam, does it, wolfie?
- [Skipper and Scooby share a long laugh]
- Scooby-Doo: I have no idea what you're talking about.
- Bud Coleman: I spent countless hours making the Man-Crab costume and even more time building my system of trap doors and stairs under the beach. And in case anyone came snooping in between kidnappings, I hid my costume in a locker big enough to hold it, putting a label with Skipper's name on it over the real label. So if anyone found it, they'd blame him.
- Daphne Blake: All that work just to get back at Mr. Trickell? Wouldn't it have been easier - and more legal - to sue him?
- Bud Coleman: Are you kidding? Lawyers take forever.
- Fred Jones: We can't let that thing get away!
- Shaggy Rogers: Sure we can, Fred! All we have to do is stand right here!
- Velma Dinkley: You were saved by junk food?
- Shaggy Rogers: Like, what can I say? Junk food and me have a very special relationship.
- Velma Dinkley: Maybe I should ask it for advice.