Feeding Frenzy (2010 Video)

Rich Evans: Mr. Plinkett

Quotes 

• Mr. Plinkett : Eat it. Eat it with your mouth.

• Mr. Plinkett : Oh, here. You're probably going to need this biohazard kit. It's very likely that the tomato paste has aids in it.

• Mr. Plinkett : Come in. Lock the door, please.

  Call Girl : Ummm. I'd rather leave it unlocked.

  Mr. Plinkett : And, I'd rather you didn't.

  Call Girl : *Sighs* Okay. Listen, Mister. I charge more for cripples.

  Mr. Plinkett : Why?

  Call Girl : Be-cause it's more work on MY part.

  Mr. Plinkett : Ah, I guess that makes sense.

• Mr. Plinkett : Looking for something asshole?

  Jesse Camp : No, Mr. Rowley left his checkbook.

  Mr. Plinkett : Well good for that grits eating motherfucker.

• Mr. Plinkett : Eat lead, Commies!

• Mr. Plinkett : Good evening and welcome to my hidden basement lair.

• Mr. Plinkett : I vowed to stop at nothing to bring them back. Well, except my other two sons, I guess they're fucked.