Hot in Cleveland (TV Series)

Free Elka (2011)

Maia Madison: Carol

Quotes 

• Rick : Don't misunderstand me. I mean the whole marriage would be a complete sham. I would expect nothing in return.

  Joy Scroggs : Then why would you do it?

  Rick : Let me demonstrate. Excuse me, miss.

  Carol : Yes.

  Rick : Hi, I'm Rick and this is Joy, my fianceé. I noticed your expression just changed. You were surprised to hear that we were a couple?

  Carol : Well, yes. I guess I was.

  Rick : I don't want to put words in your mouth, but several explanations may have popped into your head: He must have money, or he's extraordinarily gifted in bed, or he's so incredibly wonderful that she was able to overlook his non-conformist body type. Did any of those thoughts occur to you?

  Carol : Yes, all three of them.