The Amateur Monster Movie (2011)

Jozef K. Richards: Johnny Mason

Quotes 

• Walter Romero : What were you doing in there?

  Johnny Mason : I... I was pooping.

  Walter Romero : Oh, well I suppose your poop smells like marijuana, ey?

  Johnny Mason : Yeah. Yes. Mhm.

• Johnny Mason : Friends call me... Johnny Potsmoke-Appleseed... I think...

• Johnny Mason : If you need me to buy you beer, man, I can do that. Seriously.

  Walter Romero : That's ok.

  Johnny Mason : Seriously, brah.

  Walter Romero : I don't really need any beer. My dad works for a brewery so I don't really need any help in that department, thanks.

  Johnny Mason : What brewery?

  Walter Romero : I don't know, Duff or something.

  Johnny Mason : What the hell? That is from The Simpsons.

• Lucio : I'm not feeling too well.

  Johnny Mason : You take anything?

  Lucio : Just some Vicodin and PCP.

  Johnny Mason : Oh, dude, you're fine.

• Mayor Kimball : Oh, Miss Hollywood, are you okay?

  Mandy Hollywood : I'm feeling better now that I have some weed in me. I feel loose!

  Mayor Kimball : Oh, well... Have more! Have as much as your heart desires! Go ahead...

  Johnny Mason : Dude, I don't have that much...

  Mayor Kimball : You give her everything you got you Eminem-looking son of a bitch!

• Walter Romero : Johnny, I want you to stay. I dragged you out here, you don't need to come with me. Please! Don't make this any harder than it has to be. You're staying.

  Johnny Mason : I wasn't even planning on leaving.