Misfits (TV Series)

Episode #2.4 (2010)

Robert Sheehan: Nathan Young

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Quotes 

• Nathan Young : A bunch of young offenders develop superpowers and none of us think of using them to commit crime? Shame on us!

• Simon Bellamy : He still thinks I'm Conti!

  Nathan Young : Why does he think that?

  Simon Bellamy : Because you told him I was!

  Nathan Young : Did I? Sorry, man.

• Nathan Young : Oh come on, seriously? He was never going to fit in, what with all the caring about the environment and that. Better him than me.

  Simon Bellamy : You're immortal.

  Nathan Young : ...Better him than one of you.

• Simon Bellamy : We could rob a bank.

  Nathan Young : Yeah, OK. Let's rob a bank.

  Shaun : What's that?

  Nathan Young : Nothing.

  Shaun : Really? That's funny, innit? Because to me it sounded like you were planning on robbing a bank.

  Nathan Young : No, no, no. I said "Let's have a big wank". Communal masturbation. The old circle jerk.

• Nathan Young : Whatever happens, we can't let the new guy find out about our powers.

  Kelly Bailey : What do we do if he does find out?

  Simon Bellamy : We kill him... I'm joking.

  Nathan Young : You're making jokes now? Excuse us. You're creeping out of your weird little shell. I get that. Good for you. But let's get one thing straight; I'm the funny guy round here.

• Nathan Young : Hey, hey, new guy! Sorry you got shot, man.

  [Ollie swears at him] 

  Nathan Young : Hey, fuck you!

  Curtis Donovan : What was that?

  Alisha Daniels : He just got shot in the face, and you're insulting him?

  Nathan Young : He made an obscene gesture! I don't care if he's dead; there's no excuse for rudeness!

• Nathan Young : It's a cruel senseless waste. A young man taken from us in his prime, leaving us to pick up the pieces of our shattered lives, knowing that he's gone forever. So maybe we should have the rest of the week off, you know to cry, and grieve, and remember our dear friend...

  [points to Simon] 

  Simon Bellamy : Ollie.

  Nathan Young : ...Ollie! Dear beautiful Ollie!

• Nathan Young : So, you're available.

  Alisha Daniels : Not to you.

• Nathan Young : I think I speak for all of us what I say we're lazy and incompetent. We're practically handicapped, okay?

• Nathan Young : You're making jokes now? Excuse us. You're creeping out of your weird little shell, I get that. Good for you. But let's get one thing straight: I'm the funny guy round here.

• Tim : Is it true?

  Simon Bellamy : Is what true?

  Tim : You know what I'm talking about.

  [Curtis and Nathan exchange puzzled glances] 

  Tim : Don't play games with me, Conti.

  Kelly Bailey : [angrily]  Awww, he talks this bollocks all the time!

  Tim : Fat Tony says you got an undercover cop in your organization.

  Nathan Young : See, that's why I don't play computer games, cause they never bloody end!

• Nikki : You!

  Nathan Young : Hi!

  Nathan Young : Sorry about, ah, you know...

  Nikki : Shittin' in my bed?

  Nathan Young : Yeah. Wrong flat!