- Nathan Young: Do you expect me never to see my mum again? Who's gonna do my washing? Huh? You've not thought this through.
- Laura: They're calling you the ASBO Five.
- Curtis Donovan: I haven't even got an ASBO.
- Laura: No one cares.
- Nathan Young: I'm actually very surprised that it hasn't happened sooner. We haven't really been that careful.
- Nathan Young: I'm not saying we have, but what would happen, hypothetically speaking, if it came to light that we may have killed one or two people? Probation workers and such... No one important.
- Simon Bellamy: How did they find out about us?
- Nathan Young: What? No, I didn't do anything. I don't think I did. I'm almost certain I didn't.
- Nathan Young: I'm getting really close to blowing my load, just hovering in the pleasure zone. And then BAM! All hell breaks loose. I tripled myself.
- Laura: I'm not familiar with that term.
- Nathan Young: You know, tripling. It's when you cum, puke and shit yourself all at the same time.
- Nikki: Is it true you shit yourself when you die?
- Nathan Young: That only happened once. And I've got a bucket standing by, just in case.