- J.D. Bennett: don't you know what a wormhole is?
- Bunjiro 'Bunji' Bennett: Let me guess: a hole for worms.
- Dr. Scarab: How can I run an evil empire with a broken computer?
- Mechanic: Computer? I thought this was a TV.
- Glove: [of the wormhole-catcher] I've got it.
- Dr. Scarab: Well? Give it to me, Glove.
- Glove: You asked for it, Scarab.
- [fires it at him]
- Eric Bennett: [watching I.Q., Rock-1, and Karate-1 in the parallel dimension] Wow! I didn't know Flub Fleming made a cartoon about us! That's great!
- Karate-1: It's Chucky Duck! This is crazy!
- chucky Duck: No. *This* is crazy.
- [enlarges to make some faces]
- Ernestine Elephant: Well. It's about time I got to star in my own cartoon.
- Flub Flemming: Sorry, Ernestine. You run along and have fun. And try not to trip over your trunk.
- Mechanic: Sorry, boss. But you should not have sat on that porcupine.
- Dr. Scarab: Now he tells me.
- [Klunk laughs]
- Mechanic: Maybe you should get some weapons, boss.
- Dr. Scarab: Oh, sure. I suppose the Acme Super Weapon truck will drive right up and deliver some.
- [it does]
- Flub Flemming: This is a cartoon. Anything can happen.
- Dr. Scarab: Sorry, Fleming. This cartoon is canceled.