Whites (TV Series)

Episode #1.2 (2010)

Darren Boyd: Bib

Quotes 

• Kiki : What are you doing?

  Bib : I am designing our new menu.

  Kiki : What's that book?

  Bib : This? This, Kiki, is my new bible.

  [Holds up Shay Marshall's cook book 'The Shay Way'] 

  Kiki : Wow. Its much nicer than my mum's bible. Hers doesn't have any pictures. Just a boring cross on the front. Is that Jesus?

  Bib : J- Jesus? Kiki, how many photos have you ever seen of jesus?

  Kiki : Loads.

  Bib : [annoyed]  Loads?

  Kiki : Yea, Christmas cards, the signs outside the church.

  Bib : [more annoyed]  Photos?

  Kiki : I think they're photos.

  Bib : Kiki, you know who that is dont you? He just landed outside on the lawn in a big pink helicopter... Its got his name written right there!

  Kiki : [reading slowly]  Shay Mar-shall.

  Bib : Ay, there we go. There we are, got there in the end didn't we?

  Kiki : [takes a bite of a sandwich]  Why's he on a bible?

  Bib : Somebody kill me.

  Skoose : I'll do it.