Goof Troop (TV Series)

Waste Makes Haste (1992)

Dana Hill: Max Goof

Quotes 

• Pete : Well, I want to apologize for being so greedy, and mean, and, well, y'know...

  P.J. Pete : [to Max]  He says he's sorry!

  Max Goof : [to Goofy]  He says he's sorry for being himself, pop!

• Max Goof : [after collecting a can on the street]  This makes six cans in the last block.

  Goofy : That's what I call good mileage, or is that blockage? Ah-hyuck!

  [Pete and P.J. drive up to Goofy and Max in a pickup trucks] 

  Pete : Yeah, blockage of the brain. Ah-hyuck.

• [Pete rapidly drives past Goofy, then returns] 

  Pete : Awww, sorry, Goofster... NOT!

  [Pete drives away laughing] 

  Goofy : Why, that Sunday driver. Remember, he who laughs last laughs... uh, a lot... Ah-hyuck... I always say.

  Max Goof : I never heard you say that, Pop.

  Goofy : Well, I just did, Maxie boy. Pay attention. Ah-hyuck!

• [in a baseball-like manner, Pete is tossing Goofy's garbage into his yard and Goofy hits them back into his yard. When a pile of garbage falls on them, Peg intervenes] 

  Peg Pete : [blows a whistle]  TIME OUT!

  Max Goof : Uh-oh.

  P.J. Pete : Game's called on account of Mom.

• [while loading their trash on a motorboat] 

  P.J. Pete : Wow, looks like a storm, Max.

  Max Goof : Yeah, I don't like the looks of this.

  Pete : Ha! Don't be land lubbers. A little rough weather never hurt nobody.

  Max Goof : The people on the Titanic would be glad to hear that.

• [after the storm starts] 

  Pete : Head for shore! Head for shore!

  Goofy : [while driving the motorboat]  What'd he say?

  P.J. Pete , Max Goof : Give it more! Give it more!

  Goofy : Well, sure. We'll outrun the storm. Good thing Pete's a nautical.

  [Goofy drives the boat further out] 

  Pete : Oh, you're heading out to sea, you idiot! No! No! NOOO!

  Goofy : What's he saying now?

  P.J. Pete , Max Goof : Go! Go! GOOO!

• Max Goof : We're rich! We're rich!

  P.J. Pete : Ha ha! Two happenin' rich dudes with money!

  Goofy : Yep, we got money for recycling. Ah-hyuck! And a big reward for turning in some 24-karat gold baby booties to a guy in a prissy shirt.

  Pete : Just like I told you, Peg, I'm top of the heap! Ha ha ha ha ha!

  Peg Pete : Oh, lots of money in my little trash bin! Oh, ho ho ho, good. 'Cause these bills came while you were gone. Truck rentals, trailer rentals, traffic tickets.

  Goofy : Oh, and don't forget your speedboat, Petey. Ah-hyuck! Sank like a rock! Ah-hyuck!

  [Pete falls to his knees, sobbing heavily] 

  Goofy : Oh, there, there, ol' buddy. There's plenty more trash to go around.

  [a soda can falls in the street] 

  Pete : Mine. Mine. Mine! MINE!

  [Pete runs off to get the can] 

  Goofy : [follows Pete]  We'll see about that! Ah-hyuck!

  Max Goof : Here we go again.

  P.J. Pete : Ha! Ha! Bet we out-trash you!

  Max Goof : Ah, no way, dude!

  [Max and P.J. rush off]