- Erica Strange: [collapsed on the couch] Oh, Cassidy. Hoo, we should've just hung out on a patio, just you and me.
- Cassidy Holland: [taking off Erica's shoes] Yeah? And why is that?
- Erica Strange: Because then we could have had a real visit.
- Cassidy Holland: And you could have avoided all this, right?
- Erica Strange: [groans] Yeah.
- Cassidy Holland: Erica, when you go after what you want, sometimes it works out. And sometimes it ends up with an ice penis being smashed to smithereens.
- Erica Strange: [groans] Hmm. Oh, God.
- Cassidy Holland: Now get some sleep. You'll feel a lot better when you wake up.
- Erica Strange: [drifting away] Thanks, Cassidy.
- Cassidy Holland: [softly, wistfully] Yeah.
- Erica Strange: [tipsy] I'd like another penis colada.
- Ivan: Okay.
- [to Dave, at the bar]
- Ivan: My little redhead friend is cut off.
- Erica Strange: [indignant, incredulous tone] What? Come on!
- Ivan: Erica, honey, you smell like a distillery.
- Erica Strange: Oh? And what are you, huh? My mother? My father?
- [gleefully taunting]
- Erica Strange: Cause you're not!