- Kewsick: Agents we've received news that Snaptrap a-rah-rah... arrived at the beach in the D.O.O.M. blimp.
- Kewsick: Chief, I've analyzed a blueprint of the mall. The bad news is there's absolutely no way to stop the mall from hurdling towards the sun.
- Kewsick: Let's find out. This is the perfect opportunity to try out my newest invention, the fla-fla-Flashbacker. Whoops, that's the Flashbaker.
- Kewsick: Agents Puppy and Katswell, I have no tunes but I do have neh-n-neh-news. Snaptrap is robbing the refrigerator m-mah-mah-magnet mart.
- Kewsick: Attention agents, I have new intel that Snaptrap's st-st-stealing the world's biggest chili pot.
- Kewsick: Well duh, he's at the World's Biggest Chili Pot Store. Honestly, where do we find these people Chief?