The Venture Bros. (TV Series)
Assisted Suicide (2010)
James Urbaniak: Dr. Venture, The Rusties, Rusty's Women
Quotes
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Hank Venture : Are you okay? Dr. O said you're probably insane now and that you'll never be the same.
Dr. Venture : Are you kidding? Okay, I'm just turning 16 and having a birthday pool party. My father invites every girl he knows, and I'm not talking about girls my age. No, not Jonas. He invites Playboy Bunnies and models and, I think, actual whores - you know, real prostitutes. So there I am in my giant bathing suit with nervous puberty oozing out of my gigantic pores. Just, just awful. So, the band suddenly stops playing and I hear "And now the man of the hour, Rusty Venture!" All eyes on me, right? Then suddenly, almost predictably, the Action Man shoots my groin with a shrink ray right as that fucking jackass Colonel Gentleman pulls my shorts down.
Hank Venture : Wow. That's like a nightmare.
Dr. Venture : Oh, no! No! What I went through today was "like a nightmare." What happened when I was 16, that is my life!