South Park (TV Series)

Mysterion Rises (2010)

Matt Stone: Kyle Broflovski, Kenny McCormick, Clyde as Mosquito, Bradley Biggle, Stuart McCormick, Tall Goth

Quotes 

• [Captain Hindsight tells Mysterion that he doesn't want his superpower anymore] 

  Kenny McCormick : There are some superpowers that make yours look like nothing. Trust me, I know.

  Captain Hindsight : What... what is your power?

  Kenny McCormick : I can't die.

  [pause] 

  Kenny McCormick : I've experienced death, countless times. Sometimes I see a bright light, sometimes I see heaven or hell. But eventually, no matter what, I wake up in my bed, wearing my same old clothes. And the worst part, no one even remembers me dying. I go to school the next day and everyone's just like "Oh, hey, Kenny," even if they had seen me get decapitated with their own eyes. You wanna whine about curses, Hindsight, you're talking to the wrong fucking cowboy.

• Kenny McCormick : Hindsight, that isn't Courtney Love. Our former member, the Coon, tricked you.

  Captain Hindsight : ...It's not Courtney Love?

  Kenny McCormick : Please, sir, put down the gun.

  Captain Hindsight : No. What if I put down the gun and then realize I shouldn't have?

  Stan Marsh : Dude, we don't need to play superhero anymore. We can just go home.

  Captain Hindsight : Because I could realize I should have killed you all.

  Kenny McCormick : Then do it. Pull the trigger, Hindsight. If you don't believe us, then you don't have a choice. Pull the trigger, you pussy.

  Kyle Broflovski : Dude. Kenny, ch-chill out.

• Carol McCormick : [after a visit from Mysterion]  Did that really just happen?

  Stuart McCormick : I don't think so.

  [lights his crack pipe]