The To Do List (2013)
Aubrey Plaza: Brandy Klark
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Quotes
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Brandy Klark : Don't you have a dick to suck?
Amber : Several! Unlike you, fucktard!
Brandy Klark : Cluck you!
Amber : Cluck? Say fuck, you loser.
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[Brandy rides up to the Big Bun drive-through speaker on her bike]
Fiona : Welcome to Big Bun, may I take your order?
Brandy Klark : I've decided to lose my virginity to Rusty Waters.
Fiona : Would you like fries with that?
Brandy Klark : No.
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Willy : Brandy, what do you think would have happened if I hadn't shown up?
Brandy Klark : I probably would have swallowed.
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Brandy Klark : I plan on getting finger-banged tonight.
Wendy : I think it's finger-blasted.
Fiona : No, it's finger-bombed, bitches.
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Cameron : Brandy, you gave me a handjob. Dosn't that mean anything to you?
Brandy Klark : No, it's a handjob.
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Brandy Klark : Haha, very Caddyshack of you.
Willy : What does she mean by Caddyshack?
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Brandy Klark : It's weird, huh? It's like the minute you give up control you just know what to do without doing anything.
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Cameron : Sex is a big deal, but it's also not a big deal. Don't get me wrong, it's a big deal. But it doesn't have to be such a big deal.
Brandy Klark : No. No, it doesn't.
Cameron : I guess what I mean is, sometimes sex is just sex.
Brandy Klark : Yeah, sometimes sex is just sex.
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Brandy Klark : Well, let's get to work, vagina.