- [first lines]
- Jon Arbuckle: [muttering in his sleep] I know how much you super models love cartoonists. But I promise to another.
- Garfield: [as Jon mumbles in his sleep]
- [clears throat]
- Garfield: Hello? Time to get up. Very important day. Wakey, wakey. Oh, I hate to do this. No I don't!
- [sniggers and wakes Jon using the alarm clock]
- Jon Arbuckle: AAH! Why did you do that?
- Talking Lasagna: [as a picture is pulled up in front of him] I could be mistaken, but I think that is by Uncle Revoli!
- Jon Arbuckle: [about Garfield waking him, who puts the calendar in front of Jon] You did that because it's trash day?
- Garfield: Party.
- Jon Arbuckle: I-It's some sort of holiday. It's... oh no! That's today?
- [drops calendar and runs out of the bedroom to get into the shower]
- Jon Arbuckle: I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry!
- Garfield: He's sorry, he's sorry, he's sorry.
- Jon Arbuckle: I'll have them in a jiff!