Nostalgia Critic (TV Series)

Secret of NIMH 2 (2011)

Doug Walker: Nostalgia Critic, Spider Smith

Quotes 

• Nostalgia Critic : Hey, uh, here's a question, Mr. Owl. um, What the fuck do animals need with money? You're... you know, animals!

• Nostalgia Critic : So, just a recap, everybody. Jeremy's a criminal, Justin and Mr. Ages are kidnappers, and Timmy doesn't even bad an eye as his brother is being tortured for several years. Sheesh! I thought the first film was dark. This is downright diabolical.

• Nostalgia Critic : I mean, it's incredible, it's absolutely incredible! You know what this is like? I... oh no, no no no no no no, I can't even make the comparison! I can't, it's too stupid to make. But it's true! It's so true! The Secret of NIMH, this wonderful, creative film, has officially become about a mouse with scientific abilities trying to take over the world... you know where this is going!

  [the theme music from Pinky and the Brain starts playing] 

  Nostalgia Critic : [as Timmy]  Gee Martin, what're we gonna do tonight?

  Nostalgia Critic : [as Martin]  The same thing we do every night, stupid! Try to take over the world!

  Nostalgia Critic : [singing]  They're Timmy and the Brain / Yes Timmy and the Brain / One is a genius / And also insane / To take over the world / They'll butt-rape this sequel / They're wimpy / They're Timmy and the Brain Brain Brain Brain...

• Nostalgia Critic : So, let me get this straight. Timmy's great destiny was to stop a jealous mastermind who would've been a jealous mastermind unless he heard that Timmy had a great destiny. In other words, if they didn't fucking build him up, none of this would've happened! Talk about a self-fulfilling prophecy, you dumbasses!

• Nostalgia Critic : And who's the star now? Timmy. Timmy! That kid who just got one line in the first film. What the fuck has he ever done outside of... not die?

• Mr. Ages : What have I been trying to teach you all these months?

  Young Timmy : Um... that it's OK for guys to wear the same underwear three days in a row?

  Mr. Ages : Well... that was just between us.

  Nostalgia Critic : [confused]  You're not even wearing pants.

• Nostalgia Critic : So...

  [sighs] 

  Nostalgia Critic : ... after whatever the hell we just witnessed, Martin locks up Timmy and tells Jenny that he's going to take over Thorn Valley and make her his queen. Why? Because the movie was written by monkeys!

• Jenny : I love you!

  Timmy : Woo! I love you, too!

  Nostalgia Critic : Boy, they said that pretty fast, didn't they? They must have not had a lot of time to get through all the clichés!

  [as Timmy] 

  Nostalgia Critic : Oh! And, uh, practice makes perfect, don't do drugs, and, uh, there's no place like home! Bye!