- Mary Bartowski: [Devon's filming Mary as she rocks Clara] Smooth and silent. Same technique I always used for moving high explosives.
- Devon 'Captain Awesome' Woodcomb: I'll just edit that part out.
- Roan Montgomery: [to Chuck and Sarah] Hey. Hey. One last thing, in case I don't see you two crazy kids again, do one thing for me. Remember you're in love. Listen to each other. Never go on a mission angry.
- Chuck Bartowski: Okay, well, look, we know my family's stressful, but what else? What, you know, other pros and cons of having a big wedding?
- Sarah Walker: Well, okay, I mean, who am I going to invite? Who's going to come? And who's going to walk me down the aisle?
- Chuck Bartowski: I'm such an idiot. This was never about my family. This is about yours. I'm so sorry. I should've figured that out.
- Sarah Walker: I should have told you and not have you figure it out.
- John Casey: [From behind a wall] You have got to be kidding me with this conversation! I'm about to cut my arm off.
- Chuck Bartowski, Sarah Walker: Uh oh.
- Roan Montgomery: What? What's happening?
- Chuck Bartowski: Casey's going to try to seduce the guard.
- Roan Montgomery: No. What? The man who flunked my course at the Farm, *twice*?
- Sarah Walker: [to the commuicator] Casey, uh, that's not a very good idea. Don't you have a gun or some explosives?
- Roan Montgomery: You're terrible at seduction. You have no finesse.
- Fatima Tazi: [On Roan's cellphone] This is the woman who is about to kill your agent.
- General Diane Beckman: Good. It's about time.
- Fatima Tazi: "Good?"
- [to Roan]
- Fatima Tazi: She said "good".
- Roan Montgomery: We're in the middle of a tiff.
- General Diane Beckman: I don't want to stop you. I'd just like to say one last thing to Roan. I'm happy to see him die.
- Fatima Tazi: [Handing the phone to Roan] Ah, another admirer of yours.
- Roan Montgomery: Hello, Diane. Listen, I just want to say that I'm truly sorry. But you know, I can be such a bastard.
- General Diane Beckman: Thank you, Roan. Oh, one more thing...
- Roan Montgomery: Yes?
- General Diane Beckman: [Picking up a rocket launcher] DUCK!
- Chuck Bartowski: [as Chuck's family are making wedding suggestions] Wow. Family... intense.
- Sarah Walker: I'm actually sweating. The last time I sweated there was gunfire involved.
- John Casey: I hear you. We need a bad guy.
- Chuck Bartowski: So badly.
- Sarah Walker: Guys, we need a mission.
- Chuck Bartowski: What's going on with the General? She's a hot mess.
- John Casey: General Beckman and Roan Montgomery have a bit of a history.
- Sarah Walker: Their romance has been going on for... decades. Historic events happen when those two are together.
- John Casey: Berlin '89. Iraq '91. Florida 2000.
- Sarah Walker: Which is why we better go get him.
- Chuck Bartowski: Again, Casey, I can't apologize enough for that accidental touching in there. It's a very tight changing space.
- John Casey: Yeah, don't mention it.
- Sarah Walker: Ma'am, Fatima will have Roan shot on sight. No man could seduce Fatima Tazi twice. It's a...
- Chuck Bartowski: Seduction impossible.
- General Diane Beckman: Get him.
- Chuck Bartowski: General, I know that Roan has broken... a promise or two, but you can't send the man to his death.
- General Diane Beckman: Get me Roan Montgomery!
- Ellie Bartowski: I made Chuck quit the CIA, and sometimes I wonder if that was the right decision. Because I know that he's a good person who's helped people and he's protected us.
- Mary Bartowski: He's a Bartowski.
- Ellie Bartowski: [Slight laugh] And he says you're the best. I can't keep another person from being a hero simply because I'm... afraid... If you need to be a spy, that's not another abandonment. You'll still be in our lives.
- Mary Bartowski: I want to give everything to this baby that I never gave to you and Chuck.
- Ellie Bartowski: That's my job. You just have to be the best grandma in the world.
- Chuck Bartowski: Sarah, I don't want to elope. Ok? I just don't! Not at all. Not even the slightest bit. I've always wanted a big family wedding and now more than ever- so no. My answer to eloping is no!
- Sarah Walker: I hear what you're saying. But why do you get to say "no?" What about what I want?
- John Casey: Babies are stressful.
- Morgan Grimes: Tell me about it. You know, speaking of which... Alex
- [Casey starts to get angry and slowly starts to rise]
- Morgan Grimes: You know, there's something I want... to tell you - talk to you about.
- [Realizes what Casey thinks is happening]
- Morgan Grimes: Hold on! Wow! Wait! It's all good... Great. Alex isn't pregnant. No, no. She just wants me to meet her mom.
- John Casey: Kathleen.
- Chuck Bartowski: General, we were just wondering if there was anything that you or the counttry needed - from us. Preferably outside of America.
- General Diane Beckman: Actually, I do have a mission, but it would be off the books. You would have no support, and it's extremely dangerous.
- Chuck Bartowski, Sarah Walker: We're in!
- John Casey: In!
- General Diane Beckman: Then your mission is to rescue and return one of our own: Roan Montgomery.