Family Guy (TV Series)

German Guy (2011)

Seth MacFarlane: Peter Griffin, Glenn Quagmire, Tom Tucker, German Pilot #1

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• Peter Griffin : Ok Chris, this is the gentle art of philately, otherwise known as stamp collecting. Here's a pile of stamps carefully collected from swap meets and garage sales.

  Peter Griffin : [picks up a stamp]  And look at this, it's a bolivian airplane. It says it's worth 8 cents, but really...

  Peter Griffin : [briefly checks a book]  It's worth 12. See that? Already ahead. And right out of the blocks with the winner here Chris.

  Peter Griffin : [picks stamp up on puts it in the scrap book]  Now we'll just paste this very carefully into the book. And that's where it belongs

  Peter Griffin : [takes out a gun]  Now this is a loaded handgun.

  Peter Griffin : [puts gun to his head]  Now what we're gonna do is kill ourselves because this is horrible.

  Chris Griffin : Couldn't we just stop philately?

  Peter Griffin : Too late.

  [shoots himself] 

• Lois Griffin : I'm pretty sure our washing machine is pregnant. I don't even know how that's scientifically possible!

  Peter Griffin : Uh, life, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, finds a way.