Quotes
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Major Monogram : Excellent work thwarting Dr. Doofenshmirtz, Agent P. Why don't you take the rest of the day off?
Carl : Does that mean I get the rest of the day off, t...
Major Monogram : Don't be ridiculous, Carl.
Carl : Oh.
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Major Monogram : Agent P, we've just received automated emergency alert 136-alpha. We have no idea what that is, but Carl is looking it up in the owner's manual. Apparently, it is a "clogged intake valve"? Carl, this is for the washing machine!
Carl : Oh, wait, hold on. No, this is the stereo. Microwave instructions...
[Agent P rolls his eyes]
Carl : Oh, here it is!
Major Monogram : Now, let's see here.
[reading]
Major Monogram : "A member of your host family has been abducted by aliens." Wow. Candace, apparently, has been abducted by aliens. This is priority one, Agent P,
[Perry salutes]
Major Monogram : but remember, you cannot reveal to her that you are a secret agent. So... hmmm, guess it's gonna be tricky to rescue her. Heh. Well, good luck with that.