Torchwood (TV Series)

Miracle Day: Rendition (2011)

John Barrowman: Captain Jack Harkness

Quotes 

• Captain Jack Harkness : [to Danny the Flight Attendant after being forced on to a plane bound for the U.S. by the CIA]  Hey can we have something to drink?

  Danny : [Upset]  I am not allowed to talk to you!

  Captain Jack Harkness : [Annoyed]  Give it to us *silently*.

  Danny : [Strident]  I am NOT allowed to talk to you!

  CIA Agent : They can have water I'll supervise it.

  Captain Jack Harkness : [Outraged]  WATER? I'm American too! Can't I contribute to our global cultural hegemony with a nice frosty cola?

• Gwen Cooper : [Gwen to Jack as they're fleeing CIA agents after landing Dulles Airport]  Even if we can get past how do we get out? Y'know what U.S. immigration is like at the best of times.

  Rex Matheson : [Re-joining Jack and Gwen after a fistfight with other agents during which Jack and Gwen ditched him]  Hey what the hell are you waitin' around here for?

  Gwen Cooper : We're stuck! Thanks to you!

  Rex Matheson : [Aghast]  Oh my god you two are idiots, you're already landside! Take a look around you're at the baggage claim for *domestic* flights! We can just walk out of here! Now come on and follow me.

  Gwen Cooper : Hey! You get us arrested, okay, you break up my family, you nearly get Jack killed, why should we go anywhere with you?

  Rex Matheson : Because I have a *car*,

  [to Jack] 

  Rex Matheson : Here, take y'thing

  [Tosses Jack his Vortex Manipulator] 

  Captain Jack Harkness : [to uniformed security officer]  Excuse me sir, those two men over there in the black suits?

  [Points at pursuing agents] 

  Captain Jack Harkness : I think I overheard them talking about a bomb.

• Captain Jack Harkness : [Danny hands Jack and Gwen beverages]  Thanks.

  Gwen Cooper : When do we land?

  Danny : [Dismissive]  I'm still not allowed to talk!