RED 2 (2013)
John Malkovich: Marvin
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Quotes
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Marvin : She has talents you and I will never have.
Frank : What talents?
Marvin : People like her.
Han Cho Bai : If she lives, this'll be good for your relationship. You're right.
Marvin : And if there's one thing I know, it's women and covert ops.
Frank : That's two things.
Han Cho Bai : No, grasshopper. It is not.
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Marvin : [drops a bomb in the toilet] Poo poo's coming.
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Frank : You gave her a gun?
Marvin : It is America, Frank.
Sarah : Everyone else has a gun.
Frank : She has no idea what to do with this.
Sarah : I know exactly what to do with it.
[grabs gun back and accidentally fires]
Frank : You don't... give fire... to a kitten. Why don't you just give her some dynamite, Marvin?
[Frank walks away]
Sarah : No external safety on the Sig?
[Marvin shakes his head no, then turns and walks away]
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Han Cho Bai : You blew up my plane.
Sarah : Sorry.
Marvin : I was wrong? So we're not even gonna... die?
Frank : Not yet.
Han Cho Bai : I was actually starting to like you. I was even thinking about not killing you. This is what happens when you try to save the world.
Victoria : Han, Han, you can't put a price on these things.
Han Cho Bai : You owe me 30 mil for the plane. And 20 for not killing you. You're a dead man, Moses.
Frank : Thanks for your help. Really.
[starts walking away]
Sarah : You think he means it?
Frank : Nah, he's a nice guy.
Han Cho Bai : I mean it, Frank!
Frank : All right.
Victoria : [to Marvin] Ah, they're gonna be right as rain.
Marvin : [whispering] He made the run to emotional safety.
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Marvin : [looks at the bomb] It's counting down, Frank.
Han Cho Bai : Shut it off. Right?
Marvin : Shut... Shut... Yeah. Wi-With what? Acupressure?
Han Cho Bai : I don't know.
Marvin : Well, why is it my responsibility?
Han Cho Bai : Just do something.
Marvin : With my Mr. Chemistry set? I don't know what I'm doing. You want me to push a button?
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Marvin : Edward Bailey was a genius physicist who built some of the greatest stuff during the Cold War. Neutron bombs, particle beam weapons, nerve gas. Excellent nerve gas. You know, he was a... rock star of conceptual mass killing. They called him the "The Da Vinci of Death."
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Sarah : [slaps Frank repeatedly to see if he is still drugged] He's out.
Marvin : He might be awake.
Sarah : Oh, good. So he can feel it. Did you ever, ever in your entire *career* let yourself get drugged? You still like her! And now she has the key!
Marvin : Well, she-she doesn't have *the* key. She has *a* key.
Sarah : What?
Marvin : Well, I knew she would play him like a banjo at an Ozark hoedown. So I have the key.
Frank : [mutters] Water.
[Sarah slaps him again]
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Frank : So, what was it you wanted to talk to me about?
Katja : I would like to believe that the U.S. didn't plant a weapon of mass-destruction in Moscow. But I don't. Why are you in Paris?
Marvin : We come every fall of Strike Season and for the weather.
Katja : Oh. Well, the U.S. seems to think you're nuclear terrorists. Russia wants complete access. You agree now or I'll hand you over to the U.S. government.
Sarah : [whispers to Marvin] Can't we just kill her?
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Frank : Et tu, Marvin?
Marvin : Style is the only constant in life, Frank.
Frank : We didn't come to Paris on vacation.
Sarah : Oh. Well, shopping's - what I thought you did - in Paris - with your boyfriend's money - while you're waiting for him - to wake up from being taken down by his skanky, slutty, Russian bi-atch ex-girlfriend. So, thanks. Thanks. Thanks for the compliment for the fur. For telling me that I look nice in my dress. And it makes me feel really good and it makes me feel very loving towards you also.
Frank : [to Marvin as Sarah drives off] Why is she doing this to me?
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Marvin : Why don't they just dip our balls in honey and stake us to an ant farm?
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Marvin : She and Frank were young and he didn't have the slightest idea she was working for the Russians. She's Frank Moses' kryptonite.
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Marvin : Han is the best contract killer in the world. Let's just say that Frank is in some very, very deep dog doo.
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Marvin : This is not a good idea!